“I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being… I am a man.”
Elephant Man (1980) David Lynch

we’re gonna need a bigger boat
Jaws | 1975 (Steven Spielberg)
A R T H U R x A R I A D N E
this ficlet is a gift for Ashley, ‘cause she is amazing and i love her!
and so sorry for my awful english :(
Fingers were her working tool: to draw, to create plans, to build models, to be covered by ink… Furthermore, rings brought attention to the fingers and Ariadne used to bite her nails. In these shaking hands, in this tiny box, on this black velvet, shiny silver. No. White gold with an elegant diamond pendant. Oh God! a voice yelled in her brain. Godgodgodgodgodgodgodgod!
“Arthur, what- what is this?”
“A necklace.”
“Yeah but- but what does it mean?”
“I know you don’t like rings, so…” he whispered in a smile, stepping closer to her “… so I couldn’t consciously make my proposal with a ring.”
“Make your- Oh God!”
the four founders of hogwarts
Fair Ravenclaw, from glen,
Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor,
Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad,
Shrewd Slytherin, from fen.
The Godfather through the years (Robert De Niro, Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, Andy Garcia)
GODFATHER 40th ANNIVERSARY SPAM
▪ 15 March 1972, New York premiere
Apocalypse Now (1979)
H E L G A , Y O U S E C R E T I V E L I T T L E D E V I L
michael fassbender → Salazar Slytherin
gemma arterton → Rowena Rawenclaw
and even if she’s not in this photoset, holliday grainger → Helga HufflepuffHelga was late.
The two women had the habit to share a daily walk together ; and with her friend’s absence, out of question that Rowena do it with Godric. It wasn’t that his company was unpleasant, on the contrary : she enjoyed it too much in her opinion, and Professor Ravenclaw couldn’t let her… libido taking over her brain.
She knocked slowly at Helga’s door and waited a reply. Nothing. Why did she not reply, because, clearly, Rowena could hear noises coming from her bedroom? The dark-haired witch decided to open the door, her wand in hand. Silently. Carefully. She turned the doorknob and… froze.
Helga and Salazar. Being intimate. Naked. And apparently, enjoying it.
They are beautiful together. That was the first thing crossing her mind, followed by Oh no! I need to leave. It is inappropriate! Sex?!… IN A SCHOOL FULL OF INNOCENT CHILDREN!!
Rowena walked outside, as quietly as was her entrance! Well, it wasn’t like if she (and Godric) didn’t suspect anything ; the sustained glances, the murmurs, the gentle touches of their hands, the laughs… surprisingly, his laugh.
After the shock, she couldn’t help but smile. Helga, you secretive little devil! The woman felt like a child caught red-handed, never supposed to see such a private moment. It was… a good thing in fact -maybe Helga was the one he needed- and if her friends seemed happy, what she could say or do? Just praying that this situation won’t change everything.
Libido… Perhaps Rowena will change her mind about it.
YOU CAN JUDGE ME IF YOU WANT, I DON’T CARE!!! :D I LOVE THIS PHOTOSET (how many followers will i lose because of this? hmm…)

“Where is she?” Godric yelled.
“Somewhere.”
There was no more friendship between the two men. Just hate. How could they have laughed and drunk at the same table? How could they have trusted each other during all these years?
“WHERE IS SHE!?”
“Somewhere…” Salazar repeated, his grin wilder than before.
Godric Gryffindor → Richard Madden
Rowena Ravenclaw → Gemma Arterton
favorite characters ever: Edmund Blackadder
Melchett: “Started talking to yourself, Blackadder?”
Blackadder: “Yes, it’s the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation around here!”
Amadeus 1984 - Milos Forman